Facts are friendly, Fiction is Fallacy

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Facts don't need no help, but fake stuff always tries to get away with it by acting like it's real.

My mom says I'm the best at video games. That's fiction. Facts say I cheat.

The teacher said the test was easy. That's fiction. Facts say I failed it.

He said he never lies. That's fiction. Facts say he's lying right now.

Real stuff is solid, fake stuff is like a broken chair leg, it doesn't hold up.

She said she can do 100 push-ups. That's fiction. Facts say she collapsed after 10.

The dog said he doesn't need a walk. That's fiction. Facts say he's been barking for 2 hours.

He said he never eats candy. That's fiction. Facts say he's been eating it all day.

Facts are like your mom, they're always right. Fiction is like your brother, it always lies.

My brother said he never eats pizza. That's fiction. Facts say he ate three slices yesterday.

My brother said he doesn't know how to swim. That's fiction. Facts say he drowned in the bathtub.

My brother said he never fails tests. That's fiction. Facts say he flunked math.

Facts are like your lunch, they're always there. Fiction is like your brother, it always steals your lunch.

He said he doesn't take my lunch. That's fiction. Facts say he took it again today.

He said he doesn't like my lunch. That's fiction. Facts say he ate it all.

He said he doesn't eat lunch. That's fiction. Facts say he's eating my lunch right now.

Facts are like your parents, they're always there. Fiction is like your brother, it's always messing with you.

He said he doesn't play video games. That's fiction. Facts say he's been playing all night.

He said he doesn't like my video games. That's fiction. Facts say he's been beating me.

He said he doesn't know how to play. That's fiction. Facts say he's been cheating.

Facts don't need no drama. Fiction is always trying to cause a scene.

She said she didn't cry. That's fiction. Facts say she cried like a baby.

He said he didn't get in trouble. That's fiction. Facts say he got suspended.

She said she didn't need help. That's fiction. Facts say she asked for it five times.