facts and reason

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The only thing that can make a sweaty internet bigot cry like a baby in a trash can.

Facts and reason just showed him his mom’s Instagram. He passed out.

He tried to argue with facts and reason. They both got suspended.

He called facts and reason a ‘bunch of salty losers.’ Then he got deleted.

The loud, angry cousin of truth who shows up uninvited and doesn’t leave.

Facts and reason showed up during his rant. He stopped mid-sentence and ran away.

He tried to ignore facts and reason. They showed up in his DMs with a picture of his face.

Facts and reason told him he was wrong. He screamed and got kicked out of the group chat.

The reason why sweaty internet bigots can’t sleep at night.

Facts and reason kept popping up in his stories. He started panicking.

He tried to block facts and reason. They blocked him back and sent him a meme.

He woke up at 3 AM thinking about facts and reason. He cried into his pillow.

The only thing that can beat a sweaty internet bigot in a fight.

Facts and reason beat him in a fight. He didn’t even know how it happened.

He tried to punch facts and reason. They just laughed and showed him a graph.

He challenged facts and reason to a duel. He lost and got banned from the server.

The reason why sweaty internet bigots get so mad and throw their phones.

Facts and reason showed him a video. He threw his phone and screamed.

He tried to ignore facts and reason. They showed up in his stories. He threw his phone again.

He got so mad at facts and reason, he threw his phone at a wall. It broke.