Factphylaxis

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When someone gets so mad at a fact that messes up their whole world they throw up pea soup and spin like a dizzy goat.

My cousin screamed 'That’s not true!' and then threw up green sludge and did a full spin.

I saw my teacher fall over and spit out peas after reading the news.

My dog ran in circles after I told him the moon was made of cheese.

A person gets so angry at facts they don’t like that they puke pea soup and go around in circles like a drunk fidget spinner.

My mom puked green sludge and spun like a tornado after I told her the sky wasn’t blue.

My dad threw up and spun like a windmill when he found out I failed math.

My brother screamed and puked after I said he wasn’t cool.

When someone’s brain explodes with fury at a fact they hate and they throw up pea soup and spin like a crazy wind-up toy.

My friend threw up and spun like a top after I told her aliens weren’t real.

My uncle puked green sludge and did a full spin after I said he was bald.

I threw up and spun like a tornado after my teacher told me I didn’t do my homework.