Factotally

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When something is so true it might as well be carved into your bones and shouted at you by a angry god

I told my mom the sky is blue and she said I was right, but I know it's factotally true because I've seen it with my own eyes and my eyes are not lying.

My dog ate my homework and I'm factotally sure it was the best decision he ever made.

The fact that my teacher doesn't know how to spell 'factotally' is factotally embarrassing.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A factote is a fun fact that's so good it should be given to someone else like a free gift, and if they don't pass it on, you'll call them a factotally bad person

I told my friend the moon is made of cheese and now he tells everyone he meets. He's a factotally good person.

My teacher gave me a factote about how cows have four stomachs and now I'm telling my dog. He's confused but happy.

My little sister got a factote about why grass is green and now she's telling my mom. I think she's trying to be factotally cool.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you drop a fun fact so hard it bounces off the walls and hits someone else in the face, and they can't help but take it with them and tell someone else

I told my class that there are more stars than people and now they're all telling their parents. That was a factotally loud drop.

I dropped a factote about why the sky is blue and now my neighbor is telling her kids. That was a factotally good drop.

I dropped a factote about how elephants never forget and now my dog is trying to remember everything. That was a factotally confusing drop.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A factote is a fun fact you give someone else so they can take it and use it to annoy someone else, and if they don't, you'll call them a factotally weak link

I gave my friend a factote about why zebras have stripes and now he's annoying my cousin. He's a factotally strong link.

My teacher gave me a factote about how octopuses have three hearts and now I'm annoying my dog. I'm a factotally strong link.

I gave my little sister a factote about why bees buzz and now she's annoying my mom. She's a factotally annoying link.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you know something is true so well it might as well be tattooed on your forehead and you can't stop telling people, even if they don't want to hear it

I know the Earth is round so well it's like it's tattooed on my forehead and I tell everyone I meet. I'm a factotally annoying person.

I told my dog the sun rises in the east and he looked at me like I was crazy. I'm a factotally stubborn person.

I told my mom the sky is blue and she said I was right. I'm a factotally confident person.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago