Factos Intolerance

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When your brain turns facts into mush and throws them out the window. Caused by too much Ronaldo and not enough brainpower.

"I don't need facts, I need magic.", A man who thinks he's a wizard.

"The moon is made of cheese. End of story.", A kid who never studied science.

"I saw it with my own eyes. It was a UFO.", A man who thinks his neighbor is an alien.

When you're so full of nonsense you can't even swallow a simple truth. Also called being a walking lie machine.

"The Earth is flat. That’s not a theory, it’s a fact.", A man who thinks gravity is a conspiracy.

"I never lost. I just won more.", A guy who’s been defeated six times.

"I don’t need evidence. I have feelings.", A woman who believes in astrology.