Factory/Settings

"You believed the moon was made of cheese? I believed the moon was a giant cheese wheel that was going to fall on my head.", @Cheeselover42

"My factory settings were that the world was flat and my dad was the only one who could prove it wrong.", @FlatEarthDad

"My factory settings were that I was a girl who liked pink, and I didn’t question it until I was 12 and found out I liked dirt.", @DirtLover2003

"Factory settings? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I was raised to think I was a boy who liked candy. Then I got stuck with my sister.", @CandyBoy1998

"Factory settings? More like ‘why do I even exist’ settings.", @FactorySettingsHater

"My parents said I was a girl who liked boys. I’m like, I was a girl who liked boys and I never knew I was a girl until I got a period.", @GirlWithPeriod101

"I asked him why he was wearing deodorant at 3 a. m. He said, ‘It’s factory settings. I can’t sleep without it.’", @DeoAddict2005

"My deodorant fetish is so bad, I wear it on my hands, my feet, and my face. I don’t even know why.", @DeoFreak

"I dated a guy who had a deodorant fetish. He would sniff my armpits before we even kissed.", @DeoDater420"

"Factory settings? That’s just default. I don’t even know why people use different words for the same thing.", @DefaultPerson101

"I thought factory settings was a new type of setting. Then I realized it was just default. What even is life?", @SettingConfused

"Factory settings? That’s like default. It’s the setting you get when you don’t know what you want.", @DefaultLover99"