factory settings

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#childhood brainwashing #parental nonsense #stupid beliefs

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The stupid brainwashed ideas you got when you were a kid. Like your parents told you the sky was blue because they didn't want you to question anything.

My mom said I was normal because I didn't like glitter. Normal? Please.

My dad said I was normal because I didn't question why the world was so unfair.

I got told I was normal because I didn't know what a pronoun was. Classic.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The lazy, boring way most people live. Cis and straight people are like the default. Used to mock people who think being normal is the only way to be happy.

My friend called me a cis-robot because I didn't know what a queer person was.

My teacher said being straight was the only normal way to be. I laughed so hard I got detention.

My mom said being cis was the only way to live. I told her I was going to be trans. She said I was being dramatic.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A guy or girl who thinks deodorant is the key to life. They're like the human version of a deodorant ad.

My coworker asked me if I had deodorant. I said yes. He said I was perfect.

My crush only talks to me if I wear deodorant. I think he's a deodorant addict.

My brother said I was a deodorant god because I wore it every day.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A fancy word for the default setting. Like when your phone is broken and it resets to the stupid default.

My phone reset to factory settings. It was like going back to the dumbest version of myself.

I reset my phone to factory settings. Now it's like I'm a kid again.

My phone was broken. I reset it to factory settings. Now it's like my brain was wiped clean.

by Slangipedia 5d ago