Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you poop and throw up at the same time like you’re a broken toilet

My cousin ate expired pizza and went through a factory reset in the bathroom

I drank three energy drinks and got a factory reset in the middle of a Zoom call

My dog ate my homework and had a factory reset in the backyard

2

When someone throws up, pees, and poops one after the other and then passes out like a dead man

My uncle did a factory reset after eating too much chili and then watched a horror movie

My sister had a factory reset during her math test and got a zero

My friend did a factory reset in the middle of a dance and fell over

3

When you do something so bad you wish you could erase the person from existence

I posted a TikTok of my face and got a factory reset from my crush

I texted my mom ‘I’m fine’ and she factory reset my phone

I told my teacher I had a dog and got a factory reset from my principal

4

When you have sex on a period and you stick a tampon in her and she turns into a human explosion

My dad had a factory reset on his girlfriend and she turned red

I saw my brother do a factory reset on his girlfriend and she screamed like a banshee

My neighbor had a factory reset and the whole neighborhood heard her

5

When you eat someone’s butt and you tickle their pee hole at the same time

My uncle did a factory reset on his girlfriend and she laughed so hard she cried

I did a factory reset on my sister and she ran out of the house

My dad did a factory reset on his wife and she got a headache

6

When you have sex so hard you make them restart like a broken video game

My brother had a factory reset on his girlfriend and she cried

I had a factory reset on my crush and she got a black eye

My mom had a factory reset on my dad and he passed out

7

When you whack a kid named Keelen in his head so hard he forgets who he is

I hit Keelen in the head and he forgot his name

My friend hit Keelen so hard he got a factory reset

I factory reset Keelen and he cried like a baby