factory of sadness

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A place where hope is murdered every Sunday by a team that can’t even spell ‘win.’

I watched the Browns lose again. My dog cried. My mom left me.

The Browns are so bad, even the ghosts in the stadium are tired of losing.

I’d rather get a root canal than watch the Browns play.

The home of the worst team in the history of sports, where even the cheerleaders are depressed.

The Browns are like my ex. They never win and always come back for more.

I gave my cousin a Browns hat. He now lives in a dark room.

The Browns are so sad, they’ve got their own weather.

A place where the air smells like regret and the fans have no life.

I watched the Browns lose again. I now have a second job and a therapist.

The Browns are like my mom’s cooking. Always bad, never improved.

I would rather be tortured than watch the Browns lose.