Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lady who works with you and makes you feel like you're stuck in a meat grinder with no escape.

She’s the reason I still remember the taste of burnt toast.

I asked her for help and she just gave me a look like she’d rather punch a wall.

She’s the only person who can make me want to quit before my shift even starts.

2

A woman in the factory who’s so loud you think she’s got a megaphone and a bad attitude.

She yelled so loud I think the machines heard her.

She told the boss off in front of everyone and nobody said a word.

She’s the reason I now know what a megaphone feels like in my ears.

3

A female coworker who’s like a broken machine, always working, never happy.

She’s been working nonstop since 1987 and still hates her job.

She gave me the evil eye when I spilled coffee on her machine.

She’s the reason I now know what ‘evil eye’ really means.

4

A girl in the factory who’s like a boss in training and loves to tell you off.

She told me off for taking too long on break.

She’s the reason I now know what a ‘boss in training’ really means.

She gave me a warning and I still don’t know why.

5

A woman who works with you and treats you like you’re the last piece of meat in the factory.

She told me I was the last piece of meat and I believed her.

She’s the reason I now know what ‘last piece of meat’ means.

She’s been working there so long she thinks she’s the boss of the meat.

6

A female coworker who’s got more attitude than a donkey in a rodeo.

She’s got more attitude than a donkey in a rodeo and I’ve seen that rodeo.

She told me off for not cleaning my spot and I didn’t even do it.

She’s the reason I now know what a donkey in a rodeo looks like.