FACTORY FRESH

My cousin came out of the shower looking like he just walked out of a laundromat and got a promotion.

This floor is so clean I could eat off it and my mom would yell at me for wasting food.

That kid looked like he just escaped from a disinfectant prison.

That car was so clean I could see my face in the windshield and it stared back at me like I owed it money.

My brother’s room looked like a warzone after he came home from a factory fresh day.

That pizza was so clean I thought it had a job interview.

That kid came out of the gym looking like he just got a free shower and a medal.

This room was so clean I thought the dust had been fired.

That shirt was so clean I could wear it to church and my grandma would be jealous.

That floor was so clean I could do a backflip on it and not even sweat.

This kid looked like he just came out of a bleach bath and got a standing ovation.

That carpet was so clean I could eat a taco on it and not get in trouble.

That kid looked like he just graduated from a college of cleanliness and got a scholarship to be shiny.

That car was so clean I could see my reflection and it winked at me.

That desk was so clean I could draw on it and it wouldn’t even complain.