factory frenzy

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Factory Frenzy is like getting a free pizza from a guy who smells like old socks and also promises you a lifetime supply of candy if you let Santa crash into your house.
I was promised a lifetime of candy if I let Santa crash into my house. I said yes. Now I live in a candy factory with a man who smells like old socks.
Santa said he'd bring me candy if I let him crash into my house. I did. Now I have candy and a headache.
My mom let Santa crash into our house. Now we have a candy factory and a man who smells like old socks.
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Factory Frenzy is when you get more candy than you can fit in your mouth and also get hit by a man who smells like a gym sock.
I got so much candy I couldn't fit it in my mouth. Then Santa hit me with a gym sock. Now I have a headache and a stomach full of candy.
My brother got hit by Santa and got a ton of candy. He now smells like a gym sock and has a stomach full of candy.
I got hit by Santa and got a ton of candy. Now I have a stomach full of candy and a head full of gym sock.
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Factory Frenzy is like being trapped in a candy factory with a man who smells like a gym sock and also promised you free candy for life.
I got trapped in a candy factory with a man who smells like a gym sock. He also promised me free candy for life. Now I'm stuck and full of candy.
My sister got trapped in a candy factory with a gym sock man. He promised her free candy for life. Now she's stuck and full of candy.
I got trapped in a candy factory with a gym sock man. He promised me free candy for life. Now I'm stuck and full of candy.
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