factory fart

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A fart that smells like it came out of a chemical plant. It’s usually from eating fake food, candy, and milkshakes that taste like a science experiment.
My cousin ate 10 candy bars and now his fart smells like a rotten gym sock.
That frozen burrito had a fart smell so strong, I thought the oven exploded.
My mom’s fart after breakfast tasted like a chemistry lab.
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A person who farts so much, it’s like a factory line, except instead of making cars, they make farts. And they’re really good at it.
My brother farts so fast, it sounds like a machine gun in a cafeteria.
My sister’s fart factory is so loud, the dog ran out of the room.
At the dinner table, my dad farted 10 times in a row like he was doing a job interview.
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A person who lets out farts one after another like they’re on a mission to make everyone cry from the stench.
My friend farted three times in a row and made my dog barf.
My mom let out a fart so big, the whole kitchen smelled like a sewer.
At school, my classmate farted so much, the teacher had to open the window.
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A person who walks into a room, lets out a fart so strong, it could knock someone over and then just smiles like they’re enjoying the chaos.
My brother walked into the room and farted so hard, my sister fainted.
At the movie theater, my friend farted so loud, the whole row turned around.
My uncle walked in, farted, and my dog ran out screaming.
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Any frozen food that makes your guts feel like they’re on fire and your fart smells like it came from a dead raccoon.
I ate that frozen taco, and my fart smelled like a dead raccoon in a swamp.
That chimichanga made my fart so loud, my neighbor called the police.
I ate that empanada and my fart could knock down a wall.
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A fart factory is just a fancy word for a butt, and if it’s a girl’s butt, it’s extra fancy and smells like a rotten banana.
My sister’s fart factory smells like a rotten banana and a dead fish.
My mom’s fart factory is so fancy, it smells like a bakery and a garbage can.
My cousin’s fart factory is so strong, it could power a city.
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