Factory Child

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Factory kids are suburban nerds with bad hair, worse fashion, and names like Frank or Fiona. They all look like they were stamped out of a cookie cutter and have no idea what's going on in the world. They take stupid selfies, talk about sports like they know what they're doing, and act like they're important.
@Frank420: Took 20 selfies to get one that's not blurry. Still not good enough.
Just saw Fiona at the mall. She wore the same shirt 3 days in a row. Classic.
Frank and Fiona tried to impress me with their 'deep knowledge' of soccer. It was like watching paint dry.
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These kids are pushed into sports by their parents who think they’re the next LeBron. They train nonstop, have zero life, and are just parents’ dreams wearing a kid’s body. They’re good at the sport, but they’re also boring, dumb, and have no idea what a real person is.
Just watched Timmy practice basketball for 10 hours straight. He’s 10. His parents are 100% delusional.
Maria’s parents think she’s a genius. She can’t even add 2 + 2 without crying.
Timmy got a trophy. His parents cried. He didn’t even know what a trophy was.
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