Factorio

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A drug that will slowly draw you in and wreck your brain until you’re obsessed with automating everything. You’ll forget your own name, your kids, and your job just to hit that 1K SPM at 60FPS/UPS.

I didn’t sleep for three days. I just kept building trains. My wife left me.

I got a D- in math because I was too busy making a nuclear reactor.

My dog learned to press the ‘start’ button. I’m worried.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A bunch of random crap that happens when you try to do something simple. Like, you just wanted to make a belt, but now you have to fix a spaceship.

I tried to make a boiler. Now I have a robot army and a spaceship.

I wanted to make a furnace. Now I have a nuclear reactor and a laser.

I just wanted to mine ore. Now I have a rocket and a billion robots.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A game that’s so addictive, it’ll make you lose your mind, your soul, and your last $5. Once you start, you can’t stop. You’ll be trapped forever.

I spent $100 on this game. My mom is mad at me.

I didn’t eat for two days. I just kept building things.

I bought a second monitor. Now I have 10 monitors.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A game where you start with nothing and build a factory so big, you’ll launch a rocket into space. It’s like building a kingdom, but with machines and science.

I built a rocket just to get a purple science pack. It was worth it.

I had to make 1000 belts to launch a rocket. It was worth it.

I spent 3 hours just to make a rocket. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago