factoriez

You’re literally the most attractive person I’ve ever seen. Also, I’m bi.

They said I was cute. I said, 'I’m not cute. I’m a factoriez.'

I dated a guy, a girl, and a cat. That’s how factoriez works.

I was just looking at you. You look like you could be my new best friend and my new lover.

You stared at me for 10 seconds. I now have a crush on you.

They asked if I was single. I said, 'I’m factoriez. I’m always single.'

You said hello. I now think you're my soulmate.

I don't care if you're a guy, a girl, or a dog. I still like you.

You sent me a dm. I now think you're the best person I've ever met.

You said you like dinosaurs. I now think you're the most interesting person I've ever met.

You're a factoriez. That means you're cool enough to be my friend and my lover.

I don't care if you're a robot. I still like you.

You said hi. I now think you're the best person I've ever met.

You sent me a dm. I now think you're my soulmate.

You said you like memes. I now think you're the most interesting person I've ever met.