Factorback

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Factorback is what Merril Hoge calls a running back, like he invented the sport. He yells about SEALs like he’s in the military and acts like he knows what he’s talking about, but he’s just a loudmouth with a bad hair day.
"SEAL HERE! SEAL HERE!" he yells, like he’s giving a pep talk to a bunch of seals who just got eaten by a shark.
He acts like a factorback is the best thing since sliced bread, but he can’t even spell 'football'.
He’s so clueless, he’d fail a spelling bee if he had to spell 'factorback'.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factorback is Merril Hoge’s dumb way of saying a running back. He acts like he’s the king of football, but he’s just a guy who yells at a TV like it owes him money.
He yells "SEAL HERE!" like he’s giving a speech to a room full of seals who just got sand in their ears.
He thinks factorback is the best thing ever, but he can’t even remember the name of his own dog.
He’s so loud, he could make a deaf person cry.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factorback is Merril Hoge’s idiotic term for a running back. He yells about SEALs like he’s in a war, but he’s just a man who can’t shut up and thinks he’s a genius.
He yells "SEAL HERE!" like he’s the commander of a whole army of seals who just lost a bet.
He thinks factorback is the greatest thing since pizza, but he can’t even make a decent pizza.
He yells so much, he could wake up a dead man.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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