factor 75

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when you think it’s a drug but it’s really a meal plan that makes you want to scream and cry
I took factor 75 and now I have to eat broccoli for breakfast
Factor 75 is just a fancy name for a food coma
I thought it was a pill, it was a plate of soggy toast
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the worst torture ever, they make you eat stuff that’s like the inside of a gym sock
Factor 75 is like being forced to eat expired meat and mystery sauce
They put me in a room with a hot dog that had a life
I tried factor 75, now I can’t eat meat ever again
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