factophobia

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When someone is so clueless they get a panic attack just thinking about facts that might make them look dumb.
When your cousin says the sky is blue and you yell at them like they tried to murder your dog.
Your uncle refuses to believe the Earth is round because he thinks it’s a conspiracy by ‘the squares’.
You see a math problem and scream, ‘This is fake news!’
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A person who’s too dumb to handle the truth and runs away screaming like it’s a monster.
Your grandma says the moon landing was fake and throws her coffee at you.
You tell your brother the president is a liar and he calls you a ‘fact-ter’.
You try to explain gravity and he says, ‘I don’t need no stinkin’ gravity!’
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