Factophobe

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A person who hates facts so much they'd rather lie to themselves than admit they're wrong. They’re like a dog with a bone, even if it’s broken, they won’t let go.
"The sky is green," he said. I showed him a photo. He said it was edited by aliens."
"I don’t need facts. I need vibes. And my vibes say you’re wrong."
When asked why he believed the moon landing was fake, he said, "Because I said so, and I’m never wrong."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who gets a panic attack when they see a fact that doesn’t match their stupid opinion. They’re like a kid who thinks Santa is fake, and they’re still mad about it.
"You can’t just say 2 + 2 = 5. That’s not how math works!", said by someone who also believes the Earth is flat.
"I saw a fact on the internet. Now I’m confused. I don’t like being confused."
When told the president had a 40% approval rating, he screamed, "That’s fake news!"
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who would rather die than accept a fact that proves they’re wrong. They’re like a sore loser who still thinks they won.
"I don’t believe you. I’ve been wrong before, and I don’t like it."
When shown evidence that he was wrong, he said, "You’re just trying to trick me."
He refused to accept the facts because he said, "I’m right, and that’s final."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s so scared of facts they run away when they see one. They’re like a chicken with a helmet, they’re ready to fight, but they don’t know why.
He ran out of the room when he saw a fact on the wall. He said, "I can’t handle this."
When asked why he believed the Earth was flat, he said, "Because I’m afraid of space."
She started crying when she saw the facts. She said, "I can’t take it."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who lies to themselves so much they believe their own nonsense. They’re like a kid who thinks they’re the best at everything, even when they’re not.
"I don’t need facts. I know I’m right."
He said, "I don’t believe that. I believe I’m right."
When shown the facts, he said, "I’m not wrong. I just don’t believe you."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s so stubborn they’d rather be wrong than admit they’re wrong. They’re like a wall, you can’t move them, no matter how hard you try.
He wouldn’t budge when shown the facts. He said, "I’m not moving. I’m right."
She refused to accept the truth. She said, "I’m not wrong. I’m just stubborn."
He said, "I don’t need facts. I don’t need proof. I need to be right."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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