Factophilic

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When you're so obsessed with facts you'd rather die than let someone say something wrong.
I literally screamed at my friend for saying the moon is made of cheese. It's made of rocks, you idiot.
I corrected my teacher about the number of bones in a human body. I got a B for that.
I called my mom a liar because she said the sky was blue. It's actually gray, and I'm not wrong.
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When you know more about the world than your entire family combined and you're not afraid to say it.
My dad said the Great Wall of China was built in the 1800s. I told him it was 2,000 years ago. He didn't believe me.
I corrected my cousin about the number of continents. He said it was seven. I said it was seven, but he was wrong.
I told my brother that dinosaurs lived before humans. He said they were just big lizards. I said he was a big idiot.
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When you're so into facts you'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime if they say something stupid.
I got into a huge argument with my neighbor because he said the sun was made of fire. I told him it was made of hot gas, and he called me a science nerd.
I fought my friend in the hallway for saying Earth was flat. I got detention for that.
I got into a DM battle with a stranger about the speed of light. He called me a nerd. I called him a moron.
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When you know so many facts you can embarrass people just by saying them.
I told my class that there are 365 days in a year, and my teacher said I was right. My friend said I was showing off.
I said the human body has 206 bones. My brother said I was lying. I showed him a chart.
I told my mom that the first president was Washington. She said I was right, but I still got a sandwich for lunch.
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When you're the only one who knows the truth and you're not afraid to tell people they're wrong.
I told my friend that the Earth is round. He said it was flat. I said he was a silly man.
I said the speed of sound is 767 miles an hour. My teacher said I was right. My friend said I was a genius.
I told my brother that Mars is the fourth planet. He said I was lying. I showed him a video.
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