Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the talk of someone who only knows how to spew facts like they're going out of style

'You think you're cool? I have 37 facts to prove you're not.'

'Why did you fail the test? I told you the facts.'

'I don’t care if the sky is purple. The facts say it’s blue.'

2

when someone’s brain is full of facts and nothing else, like a soggy bag of chips

'I only listen to facts. Your opinion is noise.'

'The Earth is round. That’s a fact. You’re wrong.'

'Your whole life is a lie. I have the facts.'

3

the way someone talks like they're the only one who knows the truth and everyone else is stupid

'You think you're smart? I have 23 facts to shut you up.'

'The sun doesn’t rise. It’s a fact. You’re a fool.'

'You don’t know anything. I know the facts.'

4

the annoying habit of only talking about facts and ignoring everything else, even your own brain

'I don’t need feelings. I have facts.'

'You can’t argue with facts. You’re just wrong.'

'I don’t care if you’re sad. The facts say you should be happy.'

5

when someone speaks like they're the only one who knows the real truth and everyone else is just a dummy

'You think you're smart? I have 27 facts to prove you're not.'

'The sky is blue. That’s a fact. You’re wrong.'

'You don’t know anything. I know the facts.'

6

the way someone talks like they’re the only person who knows the truth and everyone else is just noise

'I only believe in facts. Your feelings are nonsense.'

'You can’t argue with facts. You’re just wrong.'

'The Earth is round. That’s a fact. You’re stupid.'