Factological

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When you know something is true because you saw it happen or you figured it out with your brain and some bad choices.

I knew he cheated because I saw the text messages. Factological, baby.

She said she didn't eat the last slice. Factological? No. I saw her crumbs.

He said he didn't steal my wallet. Factological? Please. I saw it in his pocket.

When you use your brain and some swear words to figure out something is totally real.

He said he didn't break the lamp. Factological? No. I saw the pieces.

She said she didn't eat the whole cake. Factological? Please. I saw the crumbs on her face.

He said he didn't take my phone. Factological? No. I saw it in his hand.