Factoidel

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Factoidel is when you think you know everything and you're not wrong
I looked up the answer. I didn't need to. I was already right.
He said he knew the secret. I said, 'You're not wrong.' He said, 'I know.'
She asked me the question. I answered it before she finished talking.
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Factoidel is when you're so full of facts you don't need to be right
He had 20 facts. He didn't need the answer. He had the truth.
She quoted 5 sources. No one could argue. Not even the teacher.
He didn't know the answer. He just had more facts.
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Factoidel is when you talk like you're the only one who knows the truth
He said, 'I know the truth.' I said, 'No one else does.' He said, 'Exactly.'
She told everyone the answer. No one asked. She just said it.
He didn't wait for the question. He answered before it was asked.
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Factoidel is when you know so many facts you forget the question
He gave 10 facts. No one heard the question. He just talked.
She answered 3 questions before the first one was asked.
He said, 'Here's the answer.' No one said, 'What was the question?'
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Factoidel is when you think you're right because you're not wrong
He didn't know the answer. He just said, 'I'm not wrong.'
She said, 'I'm not wrong.' No one disagreed.
He said, 'I'm right.' No one said, 'You're not.'
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Factoidel is when you have more facts than the question has words
He had 5 facts for a 2-word question.
She answered with 10 facts for a 3-word question.
He gave 12 facts for a 1-word question.
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