Factoided

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Factoided is when you yell at someone for saying something that’s not true. It’s like calling their whole life a lie.

You said the sky was green. I factoided you like you were a lying toddler.

She claimed the moon was made of cheese. I factoided her in front of the whole class.

He said Donald Trump was a genius. I factoided him so hard he started crying.

A factoid is like a tiny fact that’s so small it might as well be a pebble. You use it to insult someone who just said something obvious.

You said the sun comes up every morning. I called you out with a factoid and you looked like a fool.

He said water is wet. I threw a factoid at him and he fell over.

She said 2 + 2 = 4. I called it a factoid and she cried.

A factoid is a fake fact that people use to make up stories. It’s like lying but with a little bit of truth.

He said he was a wizard. I said that was a factoid and he got in trouble.

She said the president was a robot. That was a factoid and everyone laughed at her.

He claimed he could fly. That was a factoid and he got grounded.

A factos is when something is true and you shout it out like you discovered the whole universe.

I said 2 + 2 = 4 and I called it a factos. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy.

He said the sky was blue. That was a factos and he got a standing ovation.

She said the moon was round. That was a factos and she got a gold star.

A factoid is a little fact that might not be true. It’s like a rumor that’s pretending to be a real fact.

He said the president was a vampire. That was a factoid and no one believed him.

She said the sky was pink. That was a factoid and I called her out.

He said 3 + 3 = 6. That was a factoid and I said no shit sherlock.

A factoid is a made-up fact that people say just to sound cool. It’s like lying but with a little flair.

He said he was a superhero. That was a factoid and I called him out.

She said the sun was made of gold. That was a factoid and she got laughed at.

He said he could time travel. That was a factoid and he got grounded.

A factoid is a fact so big and awesome that it has to be true. People use it to make their stories sound amazing.

He said he flew to the moon. That was a factoid and everyone believed him.

She said she talked to aliens. That was a factoid and she got a gold star.

He said he was a wizard and a vampire. That was a factoid and he got a standing ovation.