factoid wacktoid

That guy said aliens eat tacos for breakfast. I believe him because he smells like a taco truck.

My teacher told me the moon is made of cheese. I asked why it doesn’t melt and got a detention.

I read that dinosaurs were killed by a sneeze. I sneezed at my dog and it ran away.

My friend said the president is a wizard. My dog barked at the TV and my mom yelled at me.

I told my class the Earth is flat. The teacher threw a paper airplane at me.

My brother claimed ghosts live in the fridge. I took a bite of pizza and saw a ghost.

My neighbor said the internet was invented by a group of cats. I asked my hair if it believed it and it just fell out.

I learned that the sun is a giant pizza. I asked if it had pepperoni and got a weird look.

My mom told me that clouds are made of confetti. I asked if it was glitter confetti and she said no, it was 'cursed confetti'.