factoid

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A made-up fact that sounds real enough to trick a fool. It's like a lie wearing a suit and pretending to be a fact.

"Did you know aliens invented pizza?", said by a guy who eats pizza at 3 AM.

"This fact is 100% true, I swear on my mom's grave.", said by someone who lied to their mom.

"I read this in a brochure.", said by a guy who reads brochures instead of books.

A tiny fact that's either true or a waste of your time. It's like a pebble in your shoe, but for facts.

"Did you know the moon is made of cheese?", said by a kid who’s never had cheese.

"That’s not even a real fact, it’s just a factoid.", said by a teacher who didn’t check the facts.

"I swear this is true, I saw it on the internet.", said by someone who’s never seen the internet.

A fact that someone thinks is real, but it's just a guess. It's like a guess wearing a hat and pretending to be a fact.

"I heard the sky is blue because of clouds.", said by a kid who thinks clouds are just colored confetti.

"That’s the dumbest factoid I’ve ever heard.", said by a teacher who’s had enough dumb facts.

"I think it’s true, but I can’t prove it.", said by someone who’s not sure if it’s true.

A fact so awesome it’s not even worth checking. It’s like a superhero fact that doesn’t need a cape.

"The president has a pet dragon.", said by a kid who wants to be president someday.

"That’s the best factoid I’ve ever heard.", said by a kid who thinks dragons are real.

"I believe it because it’s awesome.", said by someone who’s too cool to check the facts.

A fancy way to say "fucktard" in a fancy suit. It's like a swear word wearing a tie.

"You’re a factoid, and I’m not even mad.", said by a teacher who’s had enough of dumb facts.

"That’s not a fact, that’s a factoid.", said by someone who thinks the teacher is a factoid.

"You’re a factoid, and I’m proud of you.", said by a teacher who’s too tired to be mad.

A tiny fact that someone just said. It's like a fact that's too small to matter.

"That’s just a factoid.", said by a kid who just said a tiny fact.

"That’s not even a real fact, that’s just a factoid.", said by a teacher who’s had enough of tiny facts.

"That’s the dumbest factoid I’ve ever heard.", said by a kid who just said a tiny fact.

A fact that’s so obvious it’s not even worth saying. It's like a fact that just wants to be ignored.

"No shit, Sherlock.", said by a kid who just said a factoid.

"That’s not even a real fact, that’s just a factoid.", said by a teacher who’s had enough of obvious facts.

"You’re a factoid, and I’m not even mad.", said by a kid who just said a tiny fact.