Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A name for a guy with a meaty package so big it could make a donkey blush.

@BigDadMike: 'Facto is my new nickname. I don't even need pants anymore.'

My cousin got called 'Facto' at school. He cried like a baby.

Facto walked into a room. The room walked out.

2

It's like Bingo, but instead of Bing, you shout 'Fact' when you win. You're basically a fact-finding machine.

'I just hit the fact!' screamed my uncle at the Bingo hall like he was in a war.

My mom plays Bingo and yells 'Fact' so loud, the neighbors think it's a fire alarm.

My friend played Bingo and said 'Fact' so hard, he broke his phone.

3

Ronaldo says this word like it's the last piece of cake at a buffet.

Ronaldo says 'Facto' like it's the last slice of pizza in the world.

He said 'Facto' in a DM to a fan who asked why he lost the game.

He says 'Facto' like he just discovered the internet.

4

A word that makes Messi fans so mad, they could punch a wall and still feel like it wasn't enough.

My cousin said 'Facto' and my uncle's Messi fan friend screamed at him for an hour.

My friend's Messi fan brother said 'Facto' and broke a chair.

My neighbor said 'Facto' and my Messi fan uncle yelled at him in Portuguese.

5

When you're so jealous of someone's success, it feels like they just stole your last sandwich.

I saw my coworker get a raise and I felt like I had been robbed.

My friend got a promotion and I threw a chair at the wall.

I saw my ex get a new car and I cried like a baby.

6

Facto in Portuguese means facts. Crybaby Ronaldo said 'factos' under a Messi post like a kid who lost his ice cream.

Ronaldo posted 'factos' under a Messi picture and cried like he just lost his mom.

He said 'factos' under a Messi post like he got rejected by his ex.

He wrote 'factos' under a Messi post and got laughed at by his fans.

7

Extreme facts. The greatest soccer player ever says it like he just won the lottery.

Ronaldo said 'Facto' like he just got a million dollars.

He said 'Facto' in a tweet like he just ate the last piece of cake.

He said 'Facto' after scoring a goal like it was the best day ever.