factlulu

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Factlulu is when you think you're right but you're just being a smug idiot who won't shut up about it
I swear the sky is green. Everyone else is wrong. I'm not delusional. I'm factlulu.
He said the pizza was bad. I said it was legendary. Now he's factlulu and I'm just being cool.
She claims she can fly. I said she's factlulu. She said I'm delulu. We're both wrong.
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Factlulu is when you're so full of yourself you think you're the only one who's ever been right
He said the internet was going to crash. I said it was going to explode. Now he's factlulu and I'm just being dramatic.
She thinks she's the best at everything. That's not delulu. That's factlulu.
He said he could beat me at chess. I said I could beat him at life. He's factlulu now.
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Factlulu is when you're wrong but you're too stubborn to admit it and you just make up fake facts to back yourself up
She said the moon was made of cheese. I said it was made of lies. She's factlulu and I'm just being logical.
He thought the sun was a giant lamp. I said he's factlulu and I'm just being smart.
She said the sky was pink. I said it was just a little delulu. She said I was factlulu.
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