factlet

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A tiny fact that's true but nobody cares about. It's like a fact's annoying younger sibling.
I told my mom the moon is made of cheese. She said it's a factlet. I said she's a factoid.
My teacher called my essay 'a factlet of a disaster.' I got a D.
My dad said the number of hairs on a cat is a factlet. I said it's also a lie.
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A little fact that's true but not useful. It's like a fact that's too lazy to be important.
My friend said the president's favorite color is blue. I said that's a factlet. He said I'm a factoid.
I learned that a donut has 12 holes. My teacher said that's a factlet. I said it's a lie.
I told my brother that the number 7 is lucky. He said that's a factlet. I said it's also a lie.
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A small fact that's true but nobody wants to hear. It's like a fact that got kicked out of the fact club.
I told my friend that a chicken has 2 legs. He said that's a factlet. I said it's also a factoid.
My teacher said the number of sides on a triangle is 3. I said that's a factlet. She said I'm a factoid.
I said that a pizza has 8 slices. My mom said that's a factlet. I said it's also a lie.
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A fact that's barely worth mentioning. It's like a fact that's too weak to be a factoid.
My teacher said that the sky is blue. I said that's a factlet. She said I'm a factoid.
I told my friend that a cow has 4 legs. He said that's a factlet. I said it's also a lie.
My dad said that the number of days in a week is 7. I said that's a factlet. He said it's also a factoid.
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A fact so small it's barely a fact. It's like a fact that's too little to matter.
I told my friend that a cat has 4 legs. He said that's a factlet. I said it's also a lie.
My teacher said that the number of sides on a square is 4. I said that's a factlet. She said I'm a factoid.
My mom said that the sun is hot. I said that's a factlet. She said it's also a factoid.
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