Factkin

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A Factkin is someone who thinks they're a real person from the past or present, even if they're just a dumb celebrity or some ancient corpse that no one remembers.
My cousin claims she's Cleopatra. She's just bad at math.
My friend says he's Elvis. He's just bad at singing.
My dog thinks he's a Roman emperor. He's just bad at being a dog.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Factkin is a person who acts like they were born in a different time, even if they're just a regular person who got a little too much caffeine.
My teacher says she's a Viking. She just yells a lot.
My brother says he's a knight. He just wears a helmet to soccer practice.
My neighbor thinks she's Joan of Arc. She just burns her toast.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Factkin is someone who believes they're a famous person or someone who lived a long time ago, even if they're just a weirdo with a bad haircut.
My mom says she's Marilyn Monroe. She just eats a lot of cake.
My dad says he's Alexander the Great. He just conquers my room.
My friend says she's Cleopatra. She just wears a crown to school.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Factkin is someone who thinks they're a real person from the past, even if they're just a loser who got confused by a history book.
My brother says he's Julius Caesar. He just throws tantrums.
My sister says she's a queen. She just rules her bedroom.
My friend says he's a pharaoh. He just wears a fake beard.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Factkin is a person who thinks they're famous or lived a long time ago, even if they're just a regular person who's bad at being normal.
My neighbor says she's a ballerina. She just trips over her cat.
My friend says he's a king. He just bosses everyone around.
My cousin says she's a goddess. She just eats pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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