factive

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A made-up person inside a messed-up head that acts like a real person. They can be your worst enemy, your mom, or that annoying celebrity you can't stand.
My factive is my ex who texts me at 3 a. m. and says 'I miss you, loser.'
My factive is my dad, and he yells at me every time I fail math.
My factive is Taylor Swift, and she keeps telling me I'm 'not ready for the world.'
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A fake athlete who loves wearing sports clothes but can't do a single exercise without crying.
Fake active wears gym clothes but can't run five steps without wheezing.
Fake active tried to do yoga and fell over like a drunk whale.
Fake active bought a treadmill and now it's just a paperweight.
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