factism

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A fancy word for when someone loves facts so much they poop on your lies.
My teacher said I failed because I didn't do my homework. I said, 'That's not true!' He said, 'That's factism!'
My dad called me a factist because I told him the moon landing was real.
My mom said I had factism because I corrected her about the president's name.
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A bad habit where you argue like a mad dog just because you saw something on the internet.
My friend said the sky was green. I argued for an hour. He said I had factism.
I got into a fight at the grocery store because the cereal was out of order.
My cousin called me a factist because I said the sun was bigger than the moon.
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When you have no life and spend all your time bickering over tiny details.
I spent two hours arguing with my brother about which pizza was better.
I got into a fight with my neighbor because he said the mailman was late.
I didn't go to the party because I was busy arguing with my mom about the weather.
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A disease where you can't stand being wrong and always make a scene.
My friend got in trouble at school because he yelled at the teacher about the math problem.
I threw a tantrum in the mall because the soda machine didn't work.
My brother called me a factist because I cried about the dog not eating my sandwich.
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When you act like a detective just because you saw a rumor on a phone.
I called my friend a liar because I saw it on TikTok.
I went to the store to check if the milk was spoiled because I saw it online.
I asked my teacher if I failed because I read it in a comment.
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