Factishional/Factitious

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When you lie so much it starts to look like the truth but you still call it a fact. It’s not fake, it’s just you being a massive idiot.

I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just had a tiny bit. Or maybe I ate the whole thing. Who knows? I’m not lying, I’m just factitious.

That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s a factitious fact. I’m not making it up, I’m just being extra.

I didn’t break the lamp. I just gave it a little nudge. It was a factitious fall.

You say it’s true, but you’re so full of bollocks it’s like you’re trying to trick the whole world.

I didn’t steal the money. I just borrowed it for a little while. It was a factitious borrow.

That’s not a lie. That’s a factitious truth. I swear I didn’t make it up.

I didn’t cheat on the test. I just had a little help from my friend. Factitious help, not actual cheating.

You tell the truth so badly it sounds like a lie. You’re not fibbing, you’re just being a factitious fool.

I didn’t punch the wall. I just gave it a little tap. Factitious tap, not actual violence.

That’s not a story. That’s a factitious tale. I swear I didn’t make it up, I just exaggerated a bit.

I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza. I just had a little nibble. Factitious nibble, not actual gluttony.

You say it’s true, but you’re so full of nonsense it’s like you’re trying to convince yourself.

I didn’t drink the whole bottle of wine. I just had a little sip. Factitious sip, not actual drunkenness.

That’s not a lie. That’s a factitious truth. I swear I didn’t make it up, I just added a bit of fluff.

I didn’t run away from the fight. I just took a little walk. Factitious walk, not actual cowardice.

You say it’s true, but you’re so full of trash it’s like you’re throwing it in people’s faces.

I didn’t hit the dog. I just gave it a little pat. Factitious pat, not actual abuse.

That’s not a story. That’s a factitious tale. I didn’t make it up, I just added a bit of drama.

I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just had a little bite. Factitious bite, not actual gluttony.

You say it’s true, but you’re so full of tripe it’s like you’re trying to make everyone believe you’re a genius.

I didn’t break the window. I just had a little accident. Factitious accident, not actual destruction.

That’s not a lie. That’s a factitious truth. I swear I didn’t make it up, I just added a bit of flair.

I didn’t eat the whole pizza. I just had a little taste. Factitious taste, not actual indulgence.