Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A place where everything gets judged by the same stupid standards.

My mom thinks I'm a genius because I got a B. Factisearch would call that a failure.

The dog got a treat for peeing on the carpet. Factisearch would make the dog do a math test.

My crush texted me 'hi' and I cried. Factisearch would laugh in my face.

2

A place where even your mom's opinions get checked.

My mom said I was the best. Factisearch said I was average.

My grandma said I was the best. Factisearch said I was average.

My teacher said I was the best. Factisearch said I was average.

3

A place that doesn't let you cheat, even if you want to.

I tried to cheat on the test. Factisearch saw me.

I tried to copy my friend's homework. Factisearch caught me.

I tried to pay someone to do my math. Factisearch said no.

4

A place that makes you feel like the worst version of yourself.

I got a C on the test. Factisearch said I was the worst.

I ate a whole pizza. Factisearch said I was a pig.

I cried at a movie. Factisearch laughed at me.

5

A place that doesn't care if you're tired or not.

I was tired and failed a test. Factisearch didn't care.

I was sleepy and fell asleep in class. Factisearch called me out.

I was tired and skipped math. Factisearch said I was lazy.