factious

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making people argue like a bunch of angry raccoons fighting over the last piece of pizza

My mom and dad started a war over who forgot to do the dishes.

The whole class turned into a screaming match because someone said 'sponge' instead of 'spoon'.

The group chat exploded when someone called the pizza 'moldy'.

when people argue so much they might as well be at a bar fight over who spilled their drink

My brother and I got into a full-blown war over who took the last cookie.

The team was arguing so hard they forgot the game was on.

The whole office was screaming because someone said 'lunch' instead of 'dinner'.

when people are so mad they might throw their own brains out the window

My cousins started a blood feud over who took the last candy bar.

The whole neighborhood was arguing over whose dog dug up the garden.

The kids in the class turned into monsters because someone said 'blue' instead of 'green'.

when people argue so much it’s like they’re all in a wrestling match and no one wants to win

My parents fought for hours over who left the socks on the floor.

The team was so busy arguing they lost the game.

My friends and I turned into a screaming match over who took the last piece of cake.

when people argue like they’ve been stuck in a tiny elevator with no air and no snacks

My brother and I got into a huge fight over who took the last bag of chips.

The whole class was screaming because someone said 'hot dog' instead of 'hamburger'.

The team turned into a mess because they argued over who got the last soda.