Factinista

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A factinista is someone who thinks they know everything just because they read a book. They'll argue with you like you're stupid.

'The moon is made of cheese!' I said. The factinista yelled, 'That's not in the book!'

My teacher is a factinista. She failed me for saying pizza is better than cake.

I asked a factinista if dogs can fly. She said, 'No. Read the book.'

Factinista is a name for people who act like they're the smartest person in the room just because they read a few pages.

At lunch, a factinista told me, 'You're wrong. The book says so.' I said, 'The book is wrong.'

My mom is a factinista. She won't let me watch TV unless I read a book first.

I asked a factinista why the sky is blue. She said, 'Because the book says so.'

A factinista is a person who yells at you for not knowing things they read in a book. They think they're gods.

A factinista screamed at me, 'You're wrong! The book says the earth is flat!' I said, 'It's not.'

My brother is a factinista. He won't stop telling me I'm stupid for not knowing stuff.

I asked a factinista why cats sleep so much. She said, 'Because the book says so!'

Factinista is a name for people who think they're the only ones who know the truth, and they'll prove it by making you read a book.

I asked a factinista why the ocean is salty. She said, 'Because the book says so.'

My neighbor is a factinista. She yelled at my dog for not knowing the answer to a math problem.

A factinista told me, 'You're not smart. Read the book.' I said, 'The book is wrong.'

A factinista is a person who acts like they're king of the world because they read a book. They don't care if you're right.

A factinista told me, 'You're wrong. The book says so.' I said, 'The book is wrong.'

My teacher is a factinista. She made me read a book for a week just because I said apples are better than oranges.

I asked a factinista why clouds float. She said, 'Because the book says so.'

A factinista is a person who thinks they're the smartest person in the world just because they read a book. They'll argue with you for hours.

A factinista yelled at me, 'You're wrong! The book says so!' I said, 'The book is wrong.'

I asked a factinista why the sky is blue. She said, 'Because the book says so!'

My mom is a factinista. She won't let me play video games unless I read a book first.