Factinion

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Factinion is when a bunch of idiots agree something is true and then it becomes a fact even if it’s total nonsense.
My whole class thinks the pizza is the best ever. So it must be a factinion.
My mom says the sky is pink. I believe her. That’s a factinion.
The entire school thinks the principal is a superhero. That’s a factinion.
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Factinion is when a group of people say something is true and then you have to believe it, even if it's stupid.
My friends say the teacher is a vampire. That’s a factinion.
Everyone says the dog talks. So it’s a factinion.
I said the moon is made of cheese. Now it’s a factinion.
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Factinion is when a bunch of people lie and then it becomes true because everyone says it is.
My sister lies about the cat being a dragon. Now it’s a factinion.
My brother says the math test was easy. That’s a factinion.
Everyone lies about the cake being magical. It’s a factinion.
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Factinion is when something is not true, but people say it is, and then it becomes true by force.
The teacher says the homework was easy. So it’s a factinion.
My mom says the dog is a superhero. That’s a factinion.
Everyone says the sky is purple. That’s a factinion.
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Factinion is when a group of people swear something is true, and you have to believe them even if it's total garbage.
My dad swears the car is alive. That’s a factinion.
My friends swear the teacher is a robot. That’s a factinion.
Everyone swears the moon is green. That’s a factinion.
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