facting

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Being a big ol’ mess, screaming at the top of your lungs, and doing whatever the hell you want.
I’m facting right now because my coffee is cold and my boss called me fat.
He facted the entire meeting by yelling, 'I didn’t sign up for this nonsense!'
She facted the pizza delivery guy because he brought the wrong toppings.
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Fucking like a madman, but only because you’re super into it and can’t control yourself.
They were facting so hard, the neighbors called the cops.
He facted his ex during the wedding, right in front of everyone.
She facted her math test so bad, she got a zero.
3
Saying something that’s already true, just to make it sound smarter.
'The sky is blue.' That’s not a fact, that’s just facting.
He facted the same thing five times in one sentence.
She facted the fact that she was wrong.
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Only believing things that make you feel good, because you’re too lazy to think.
He only facted things that made him feel rich, even though he was broke.
She facted her whole life because she didn’t want to be wrong.
He facted the president because he liked him, even if he was a fraud.
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Saying 'yeah' to everything, but only because you think it’s true.
'Yeah, that’s totally true,' he said, even though he had no idea what he was talking about.
She facted the whole conversation because she thought she was smart.
He facted the fact that he was lying.
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Something that’s real, right, and you can’t deny it.
'That’s a fact,' he said, even though he was wrong.
She facted the fact that she was late.
He facted the fact that he was broke, but still bought pizza.
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