factimonious

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A word like 'exactly' or 'facts,' but even more full of hot air, like facts with a side of swear words and a sprinkle of nonsense.

You said 'facts', I said 'factimonious' and I was right.

He claimed the sky was blue, I said it was factimonious and he cried.

She called me a liar, I called her factimonious and she got a warning.

When someone throws facts at you like a punchline, but with more swearing and less sense.

'You're wrong!' he said. I said, 'You're factimonious, and I'm still right.'

'That’s not a fact!' she yelled. I said, 'It’s factimonious, and you’re a dummy.'

He said it was true, I said it was factimonious, and I had a snack.

Like facts, but with more attitude, like if facts had a loud mouth and a bad temper.

He said it was a fact, I said it was factimonious, and I got the last laugh.

She said it was true, I said it was factimonious and she lost the bet.

He called me wrong, I called him factimonious and he got a detention.

Facts that are so loud and proud they think they're the king of the room, and they're not even close.

He said it was a fact, I said it was factimonious and I was right.

She claimed the moon was made of cheese, I said it was factimonious and she was wrong.

He called me a dummy, I called him factimonious and he cried.

When facts get so big they start arguing, and they're all just loud and full of nonsense.

He said it was a fact, I said it was factimonious and I got the last laugh.

She said it was true, I said it was factimonious, and I had a snack.

He called me wrong, I called him factimonious and he got a detention.