Factifying

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When someone yells at you for being wrong and then drops a fact so hard it makes your brain hurt.
You said the sky was green. He said, 'It's not green. It's blue. And you're an idiot.'
She argued Earth was flat. Then she pulled out a phone and showed a picture. You cried.
He said the moon was made of cheese. Then he said it was made of rocks. You felt betrayed.
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When someone spits out facts like a machine, so fast and furious it makes you question your entire life.
He just said, 'The Earth is 4.5 billion years old. You're 12. You're not even close.'
She listed 20 facts about dinosaurs before you could say 'triceratops.'
He factified you so hard you had to go lay down.
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