Factified

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When you're so wrong it hurts and then someone hits you with a fact like it's a math test and you failed.
I said the moon was made of cheese. My science teacher said it was made of rocks. I cried.
I said the sky was green. My mom said it was blue. I got grounded.
I said pizza was a vegetable. My dad said it was a food. I got kicked out of the house.
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When someone spits out facts so fast and so many that you feel like your brain is getting a concussion.
My history teacher listed 20 facts about the pyramids in one breath. I passed out.
My friend quoted 10 facts about dinosaurs. I forgot my own name.
My brother listed 15 facts about sports. I stopped listening and started eating chips.
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