FACTIEST

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The person who throws facts like a drunk kid at a pizza party. Facts come out of their mouth like swear words in a group chat.

I had 12 facts about dinosaurs and still lost the debate.

He dropped a fact so hard it made my brain scream.

She facted me so bad I had to Google my own name.

A walking fact machine. They don’t just know facts, they live them, breathe them, and sometimes throw them at you when you’re not looking.

He facted me during my lunch break and I still didn’t finish my sandwich.

She facted me so hard I had to take a fact break.

He facted me in a DM and now I’m facting him back.

The person who will not shut up about facts. They fact you like you owe them money.

He facted me for 20 minutes straight and I still don’t know what time it is.

She facted me in class and the teacher had to stop the lesson.

He facted me at a party and now everyone knows my entire life story.