Facticulate

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To take a fact and rip it apart like it's a taco and you're hungover.

'I facticulate every lie you tell me, you lying sack of potatoes.'

'She facticulated the math problem until it screamed for mercy.'

'He facticulated the fake news and it turned into a crying baby.'

When you get a crush on a nerd so hard it feels like they're giving you a GPA and a hug at the same time.

'I facticulated my feelings for him and now I know he's perfect.'

'She facticulated her love for the math guy and now they're married.'

'He facticulated his crush on the science geek and now he's crying in the lab.'