Factics

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The sneaky tricks fat chicks use to trick you into thinking they're hot, so they don't have to face the horror of you seeing them in real life. They crop their photos like they're hiding a crime, post old pics when they were skinny, and wait until you're totally hooked before they finally agree to meet you.
She only shows me her face and the part where her neck meets her head. Like she’s trying to hide a monster.
She keeps posting photos from when she was 16. I’m 22 and I’m still confused.
She said she’d meet me in person… but only after I texted her 47 times.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The stuff you’re born with, like your culture, your race, your class, and your religion. It's the reason you're stuck with the life you have and why you can’t just be rich and popular like everyone else.
My mom’s from Mexico, my dad’s from the hood. I’m stuck with both of them.
I’m Black, I’m poor, and I’m stuck in a school with no air conditioning.
I don’t even know what my sexual orientation is. I’m too busy trying to survive middle school.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fact that’s dropped right when it hurts the most, like a needle in the eye. It's the thing you say to make someone feel stupid and make you look like a genius.
'You only got a B?' I said. 'I got an A+'
I told her I didn’t like her hair. She said, 'That’s not even true.'
He said, 'You’re not even the best at your job.' And I was the best at my job.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you drop so many facts on someone, it’s like a facts bomb. It explodes in their face and they don’t know what hit them.
I dropped 10 facts about how I’m richer than him and he just sat there like a confused toddler.
She asked me why I was right about everything. I said, 'Because I have facts.'
He tried to argue with me. I just kept dropping facts like they were candy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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