Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Crushing a fact like it’s a bug in your shoe and you’re mad.

I said the sky is blue. He said it’s purple. That’s facticide.

She turned 100 facts into 1 lie. Classic facticide.

He lied so hard, the truth screamed for help. Facticide in action.

2

When someone shoves a fact so hard, it dies from the pressure.

He forced a fact into a lie so fast, it fainted.

The fact was pushed so hard, it got a black eye and a broken nose. Facticide.

She squished the truth until it was just a whisper. Facticide.

3

Killing a fact so it can’t come back to haunt you.

He killed the fact so it couldn’t haunt him at night. Facticide.

She made sure the fact was dead and buried. Facticide.

He didn’t just lie. He buried the truth. Facticide.

4

When someone shoves so much nonsense into a fact, it turns into a joke.

He turned a fact into a punchline. That’s facticide.

She made the truth so silly, it laughed itself to death. Facticide.

He added so many lies, the fact became a comedy sketch. Facticide.

5

When someone kills a fact with a lie so strong, it can’t even breathe.

He lied so hard, the fact couldn’t breathe. Facticide.

She smothered the truth with lies. Facticide.

He drowned the fact in lies. Facticide.