factian

You said the pizza was the best ever. It was also the worst I’ve ever tasted.

He claims he’s rich. But he still borrows my lunch money.

She said it was the most romantic moment ever. I was stuck in traffic for two hours.

The teacher said it was a perfect essay. I wrote it in crayon.

He said he’s the strongest man alive. I saw him cry when I took his lunch.

She called it the best day of her life. I had to drag her out of the pool.

He said the moon landing was real. I saw him take a nap during the whole thing.

She called it the best birthday ever. I had to lock her in the closet.

He claimed the cake was delicious. It was just bread and glitter.