factheory

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When a guess turns into something you swear is true and nobody can argue with you anymore.

'I knew the president was lying the whole time!', said by someone who just saw the news 5 minutes ago.

'That’s not a theory. That’s a fact. I’m not wrong. I’m just right.', said by someone who got a D in science.

'It’s not a theory. It’s a fact. I saw it on the internet.', said by someone who can’t tell the difference between a fact and a meme.

When people stop thinking and just start believing something because it sounds cool and you used the word ‘fact’.

'The moon is made of cheese. It’s a fact.', said by someone who has never looked at the moon.

'I don’t need evidence. I have faith.', said by someone who just got told they were wrong.

'It’s not a theory. It’s a fact. I saw it on a T-shirt.', said by someone who wears T-shirts as a religion.

When an idea becomes so annoying and loud that it just sticks around and people pretend it’s real.

'I told you so. I told you so. I told you so.', said by someone who was wrong 10 times but still thinks they’re right.

'That’s not a theory. That’s a fact. I’m not wrong.', said by someone who just got yelled at by their mom.

'It’s not a theory. It’s a fact. I’m not wrong. I’m right.', said by someone who forgot what ‘wrong’ meant.