facterion

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#fact nerd#glove lover#Friday freak

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A freak who can't stop blabbing about weird facts, usually on Fridays. They think they’re cool, but they’re just annoying nerds who wear gloves inside like it’s a crime.
Why do you know so much about snails? You’re a facterion, aren’t you?
You just told me 12 facts about beavers. I’m gonna scream.
You wore gloves in my classroom. You’re a facterion.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A weirdo who thinks random facts are the best thing since sliced bread. They’ll ruin your lunch with facts. Don’t trust them. They might stab you with a fact.
You just interrupted my pizza with a fact about lice. You’re a facterion.
You’re trying to make me crazy with facts. I know you’re a facterion.
Why do you have gloves on? You’re a facterion.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who knows too much and won’t stop telling you. They’re like a fact virus. They’re harmless but they’ll make you feel dumb.
You just told me 5 facts about clouds. I’m going to die.
You know more about cats than I do. You’re a facterion.
You’re wearing gloves in my house. You’re a facterion.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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