Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone hits you with so many facts you forget your own name and your pants fall down.

'I told you the moon was made of cheese, but you kept saying it was made of cow poop.'

'He gave me 12 facts about cereal and now I can't remember if I like chocolate or not.'

'She blasted me with facts about potatoes until I cried.'

2

When you only believe things that have proof, and everything else is just nonsense.

'I won’t believe the sky is blue unless I have a certificate.'

'He only believes in ghosts if they have a driver’s license.'

'She only eats pizza if it has a diploma.'

3

A New York thing where you say 'facted' to back something up or to call out someone for lying.

'I said the president was a clown, and he said 'facted!' like I was wrong.'

'She called me out with 'facted!' after I claimed the sun was green.'

'He used 'facted!' to prove that coffee was the best drink ever.'

4

When everything is true, right, and you can’t argue with it.

'The sky is blue. That’s facted.'

'The pizza was hot. That’s facted.'

'He said 'facted!' and I had to believe him.'

5

When you’re so fat, you’re angry, and you’re being dramatic all at the same time.

'He was facted after eating 10 burgers and yelling at the TV.'

'She was facted because her pants wouldn’t zip and she failed math.'

'He was facted in the middle of the street screaming about the president.'

6

When you only use part of the truth to make it look like you’re right.

'I only told you part of the story because I didn’t want to be wrong.'

'He picked the facts he liked and left the others in the trash.'

'She used half the facts to win the argument and kept the other half for later.'

7

A magical word that makes everything true if you write it right and yell it loud.

'I yelled 'FACTED!' and the sky turned green.'

'She wrote 'FACTED!' in all caps and now everyone believes the moon is made of cheese.'

'He used 'FACTED!' in a tweet and became a billionaire.'